2011-12-21

The Garden Path

As I was walking down the garden path sentence was stuck in my head.

Also, what kind of mind comes up with this while sleeping so the owner has to take notes when they get up to pee?

2011-11-05

Forgetfulness

Forgetfulness is a good thing; it indicates that one's life does not consist solely of routines.

2011-07-06

The Ballad of Serenity

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me...

2011-07-04

Thinking With Portals

When I think I'm growing old, I say to myself: "It could've been worse. I could've grown up without Portal."

2011-05-17

The Doctor's Wife

- He'll be fine. He's a Time Lord.
- It's just what they're called. It doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.

Thank you, Mr. Gaiman, for the latest Doctor Who episode.

2011-05-03

Veritates Vitae

One cannot be, in the grand scheme of things, doing something wrong while wearing only underpants (or a bikini, a swimsuit, or any garment/undergarment of equal size or purpose.)

2011-04-08

Alıntı: Tom Holt - The Portable Door

Neville lit a cigarette. "Up to you," he said. "Far as I can tell, victims of Danny Corbett syndrome tend to make out all right in the long run. My guess is, if the other party annoys the hell out of you from day one, it makes for a smooth, well-balanced relationship, because that way you sort of fast-forward through the dopey, sun-shines-out-of-his-or-her-backside phase and get to the mutually-assured-irritation stage that seems to be the default setting for all long-term human couplings, without any of the disillusionment and disappointment that everybody else's got to get through first. I mean, if you know the significant other is a monumental pain in the bum right from the starter's gun, you're spared all the pain of finding it out once you've been together for two years and spent good money on kitchen units and curtains."

2011-02-08

Veritates Vitae

No pair of pants is sexier than a skirt of equal or shorter length.

2011-01-08

Today is a Bad Day

I'm allowed to have bad days, aren't I?

2011-01-02

Alıntı: Robert M. Pirsig - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

There's this primary America of freeways and jet flights and TV and movie spectaculars. And people caught up in this primary America seem to go through huge portions of their lives without much consciousness of what's immediately around them. The media have convinced them that what's right around them is unimportant. And that's why they're lonely. You see it in their faces. First the little flicker of searching, and then when they look at you, you're just a kind of an object. You don't count. You're not what they're looking for. You're not on TV.