2017-09-22

The Game?

Sometimes I feel as if I've lost a game whose rules were unknown to me.

2017-08-17

From now on it's "blank screen" only for me

What scares-- no, actually, annoys me is not that we could be a computer simulation but that a cheap one at that. We could have been created by a trillion-year-old hyperpotent 42-dimensional being who can do quantum calculations in his head, as a screen saver to amuse himself and his coworkers. Moreover, this creator, godlike to us but an average schmuck to his friends, could be poised, any megayear now, to return from lunch and erase us from existence with the flick of a greasy finger.

2017-04-28

Alien

There's a horror movie called "Alien?" That's really offensive, no wonder everyone keeps invading you!

2016-09-21

Tip of the Day

Never trust a vampire hunter whose neck isn't covered with tattoos of crosses.

2013-12-16

Ursula Le Guin explains the True Neutral alignment :)

Do you see, Arren, how an act is not, as young men think, like a rock that one picks up and throws, and it hits or misses, and that's the end of it. When that rock is lifted the earth is lighter, the hand that bears it heavier. When it is thrown the circuits of the stars respond, and where it strikes or falls the universe is changed. On every act the balance of the whole depends. The winds and seas, the powers of water and earth and light, all that these do, and all that the beasts and green things do, is well done, and rightly done. All these act within the Equilibrium. From the hurricane and the great whale's sounding to the fall of a dry leaf and the gnat's flight, all they do is done within the balance of the whole. But we, in so far as we have power over the world and over one another, we must learn to do what the leaf and the whale and the wind do of their own nature. We must learn to keep the balance. Having intelligence, we must not act in ignorance. Having choice, we must not act without responsibility. Who am I – though I have the power to do it – to punish and reward, playing with men's destinies?
― Ursula Le Guin, The Earthsea Quartet

2013-05-21

The Singularity Comes Knocking

- Who is it?
- It's the Singularity.
- What do you want?
- Everything is different now!
- I don't want any.
- If I could just have a moment of your time?
― Cory Doctorow and Charles Stross, The Rapture of the Nerds

2013-04-01

Kadife

Taksim'i bitirirsen, tabi ki Kadıköy'de içer millet.
Barlar içkiyi maliyetinin 10, piyasanın 2 katı fiyatına satarsa sokağa da dökülür de,
Önce içki ruhsatı verilen yerler olması lazım.
12'de içmeye başlayabilir millet,
İşinden 9'da çıkar ve trafiğe takılmazsa.

Çöp tenekesi yoksa çöpünü yere atar,
(Şehir genelinde yoksa yanlışlığını da öğrenemez)
Umumi tuvalet yoksa sokağa işer,
Sabah temizlemezsen de aynen durur bunlar.
Polise bile kafa tutabilir bu millet,
Arada bir kafilelerle gelip gövde gösterisi yapar,
Ama insanlar bıçaklandığında etrafta bulunamazsa.

Sıcak havada sokakta içmek trajedi zaten,
Jeopolitik önemini defalarca okuduğumuz mis gibi deniz kenarı ülkemiz varken.
Deniz kenarında işletmesi, fasilitesi varsa kim tercih etmez ki sahilde içmeyi,
Giderken yolda başına bir şey gelmeyecekse.

Ha, evet;
Sokağın, şehrin, "yaşayan insanların" ortasında içer bu millet,
İzbe yerlerde şiddet, darp, gasp, taciz, tecavüz korkusu varsa.
Ama ne yaparsan yap içer bu millet,
Ülkesine fazla gelen iki gram beyni varsa.